sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

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weavemunchers:

i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby 

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

(via hotboyproblems)

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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tastefullyoffensive:

Your move, Paper Mate. [x]
  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
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