omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via trust)

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

(Source: unrealprince, via departured)

daxieh:

♡daxieh♡
googlecowboy:

It’s called their green
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