coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

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adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
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